As I was making my way to the elevator, a co-worker walked by me holding a copy of “A History of Violence.” He saw me and said, “Hey Brian, have you seen this movie? Soooo good.”
“Yeah I have. I liked it.”
“And what about Maria Bello?” At this point he stepped closer to me and looked around to see if anyone else was near. He leaned in and said in a hushed voice, “She looked awesome right?”
“Yeah, she was ok, but I’m not really a fan,” I said. Memories of her dimpled, gravity challenged ass versus William H. Macy’s surprisingly firm buttocks in “The Cooler” flashed through my mind.
“Oh man, really? I’d like to cut her head off and just do that body. I wonder how much she was paid to get naked?”
It was at about this point that the elevator doors began to close.
“I don’t know, probably not enough,” I said, thankful the elevator saved me from further discussion of a headless, middle-aged body.

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