Comments on: Put the poop in the bucket http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/ The Not-So-Exciting Life of Brian Palmer Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:30:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Gomes http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-56108 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:54:37 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-56108 i am in iraq. they took my port-o-johns away two days ago. so i was forced to uncharacteristically shit in a waste basket. i felt horrible because, as a rule, i'm sort of a classy fussy little prick. i needed to find comfort, so i googled "shitting in a wastebasket" and got your blog. now, while amused, i feel worse. is it only stupid dane cook and ME who have been gross enough to move our bowels into a basket? i am in iraq. they took my port-o-johns away two days ago. so i was forced to uncharacteristically shit in a waste basket. i felt horrible because, as a rule, i’m sort of a classy fussy little prick. i needed to find comfort, so i googled “shitting in a wastebasket” and got your blog. now, while amused, i feel worse. is it only stupid dane cook and ME who have been gross enough to move our bowels into a basket?

]]> by: km http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-55875 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:54:38 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-55875 hardly the game of my life... hardly the game of my life…

]]> by: Melanie http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-43781 Sun, 23 Nov 2008 07:09:24 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-43781 I really like Dane Cook and how I can relate to his jokes. I think he's great. I think Brian Palmer is great too. I really like your one essay about your dad ordering burritos to go, and how you still use those plastic plates and think of that to this day. And especially the essay with Pac in it. "Just when it seemed we were starting to become friends, the summer ended and it was time for Pac to return home to his cheerleader girlfriend, baseball team, and to Lorenzo, who apparently did not commit suicide in a forest. I like to think that it was because of Pac's text message. " Your writing inspires. And I loved The Squid and the Whale... And I don't know why I'm posting this comment in a Dane Cook blog, but I am. And I'd like to say thanks for finding all those abandoned photos and letters from lonely middle school boys who if I knew, I'd spend time with so they wouldn't be A.K.A All Alone. Thank you Brian Palmer. I hope you read this. I really like Dane Cook and how I can relate to his jokes. I think he’s great. I think Brian Palmer is great too. I really like your one essay about your dad ordering burritos to go, and how you still use those plastic plates and think of that to this day.

And especially the essay with Pac in it. “Just when it seemed we were starting to become friends, the summer ended and it was time for Pac to return home to his cheerleader girlfriend, baseball team, and to Lorenzo, who apparently did not commit suicide in a forest.

I like to think that it was because of Pac’s text message. ”

Your writing inspires.
And I loved The Squid and the Whale…

And I don’t know why I’m posting this comment in a Dane Cook blog, but I am.

And I’d like to say thanks for finding all those abandoned photos and letters from lonely middle school boys who if I knew, I’d spend time with so they wouldn’t be A.K.A All Alone.

Thank you Brian Palmer. I hope you read this.

]]> by: Lucy Girl http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-23721 Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:40:43 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-23721 You can see Robert Bella at this address on You Tube : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDT6IwBph_A I have to admit he is HILARIOUS ! You can see Robert Bella at this address on You Tube :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDT6IwBph_A
I have to admit he is HILARIOUS !

]]> by: Zach http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-11860 Sat, 28 Apr 2007 18:55:28 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-11860 When someone like Brian writes something critical about someone else or exposes someone (Dane Cook) for the fraud that they are there will always be an endles supply of sycophants that try to retort with the "Why don't you stop HATING" line. I am so sick of that defense. It's as if all criticism and opinion should be swept away because the person giving the opinion is a "HATER." So if I say Pol Pot was an evil twisted tyrant who killed millions of his own people and sent them off to reeducation camps am I simply being a "HATER." "Sure Pol Pot isn't the best guy, but there are plenty of people out there worse than Pol Pot: Hitler, Mussolini, Pinochet. Why ya gotta hate." Dane Cook is a douche, a poser and an egomaniac self-promoting joke stealer. Call me a hater all you want, but if you like Dane Cook you are a no-taste having, Abercrombie and Fitch wearing, sycophantic joiner who wants desperately to be part of the in crowd. Bruce, Pryor, Carlin, Hicks - go listen to their albums, come back and tell me Dane Cook is still funny. When someone like Brian writes something critical about someone else or exposes someone (Dane Cook) for the fraud that they are there will always be an endles supply of sycophants that try to retort with the “Why don’t you stop HATING” line. I am so sick of that defense. It’s as if all criticism and opinion should be swept away because the person giving the opinion is a “HATER.” So if I say Pol Pot was an evil twisted tyrant who killed millions of his own people and sent them off to reeducation camps am I simply being a “HATER.” “Sure Pol Pot isn’t the best guy, but there are plenty of people out there worse than Pol Pot: Hitler, Mussolini, Pinochet. Why ya gotta hate.”

Dane Cook is a douche, a poser and an egomaniac self-promoting joke stealer. Call me a hater all you want, but if you like Dane Cook you are a no-taste having, Abercrombie and Fitch wearing, sycophantic joiner who wants desperately to be part of the in crowd.

Bruce, Pryor, Carlin, Hicks - go listen to their albums, come back and tell me Dane Cook is still funny.

]]> by: brianmpalmer http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-3951 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 21:14:33 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-3951 It's amazing how you completely missed the point of this post. I am not attempting to spread hate, nor do I hate Dane Cook. I find him immensely entertaining for all the reasons I listed in this post. This post was born out of my LOVE for Tourgasm, not because of any FINANCIAL (it's so fun to capitalize, isn't it?) aspirations. It was WRITTEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. And clearly, SOME PEOPLE FOUND IT ENTERTAINING. Are you touring the country, making money defending Dane Cook???? Then, by your barometer of success, why are you wasting your time doing it anonymously on the internet? It’s amazing how you completely missed the point of this post. I am not attempting to spread hate, nor do I hate Dane Cook. I find him immensely entertaining for all the reasons I listed in this post.

This post was born out of my LOVE for Tourgasm, not because of any FINANCIAL (it’s so fun to capitalize, isn’t it?) aspirations. It was WRITTEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. And clearly, SOME PEOPLE FOUND IT ENTERTAINING.

Are you touring the country, making money defending Dane Cook???? Then, by your barometer of success, why are you wasting your time doing it anonymously on the internet?

]]> by: luckyguy http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-3921 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:40:14 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-3921 It's amazing how much time you spent on this page HATING - the amazing thing is that, what do you really get out of it? Like Dane Cook or not, you know his name and he makes his money doing what he LOVES. No matter how much guys like you hate him, no matter how much time you spend making these hate pages, you're not making any money off of it, you're not touring the country, and what was your name again???? Now that's funny! It’s amazing how much time you spent on this page HATING - the amazing thing is that, what do you really get out of it?

Like Dane Cook or not, you know his name and he makes his money doing what he LOVES. No matter how much guys like you hate him, no matter how much time you spend making these hate pages, you’re not making any money off of it, you’re not touring the country, and what was your name again????

Now that’s funny!

]]> by: brianmpalmer http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-934 Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:46:48 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-934 Thanks Sean, I'm glad you enjoyed the post and I'm sorry to hear about the Cookoff going on at your college. Keep your chin up. Thanks Sean, I’m glad you enjoyed the post and I’m sorry to hear about the Cookoff going on at your college. Keep your chin up.

]]> by: Sean http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-864 Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:07:11 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-864 If Bill Hicks were alive, he'd probably refer to Dane Cook as "another fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious". In short, Mr. Cook is black paint on your third eye, and he really makes me want to drop out of college, if only to get away from the bulk of his fanbase. Brian Palmer, I have added your page to my favorites, and if, somehow, I ever have the pleasure of meeting you in person, I will give you the heartiest of handshakes. Warmest regards, Sean If Bill Hicks were alive, he’d probably refer to Dane Cook as “another fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious”.

In short, Mr. Cook is black paint on your third eye, and he really makes me want to drop out of college, if only to get away from the bulk of his fanbase.

Brian Palmer, I have added your page to my favorites, and if, somehow, I ever have the pleasure of meeting you in person, I will give you the heartiest of handshakes.

Warmest regards,
Sean

]]> by: Rhiannon Brock http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-570 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:44:16 +0000 http://www.brianmpalmer.com/blog/2006/07/10/put-the-poop-in-the-bucket/#comment-570 You coudln't be more right about the performance art stuff. I downloaded his album and just sat slack jawed through most of the thing (fast forwarding through most, natch). I was sure the whole thing was satire on brick wall 'black guys drive like this' stand up. But it wasn't. Funnier in person, though I s'pose that isn't saying much. You coudln’t be more right about the performance art stuff. I downloaded his album and just sat slack jawed through most of the thing (fast forwarding through most, natch). I was sure the whole thing was satire on brick wall ‘black guys drive like this’ stand up. But it wasn’t. Funnier in person, though I s’pose that isn’t saying much.

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