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Well, the enthusiasm for my Braff post seems to be dying down finally. Frankly, I’m a little relieved. If I learned anything from it, it was that some people get it and others don’t. And that some people have a very visceral reaction to what was meant to be a humorous post, with photos.

In addition to Samantha’s great comments, about every third person felt the need to point out that Zach Braff did not write the film (I never said he did, though it turns out he actually did write some of it), that it was a remake (I can read by the way, and did so during the credits), or some derivation on the theme that I was “jelous” [sic] of Braff (The Shins never changed my life).

My favorite comments though, were by a few people on Digg that took exception to my use of the word “Jewess,” and felt that this put me firmly in Strom Thurmond territory. I especially enjoyed SgnDave’s take:
“Personally, I think it’s an instance of “true colors shining through.” In the movie, the protagonist (Zach Braff, natch) is Jewish… the fact that he uses “Jewess” to knock down Portman’s character highlights the fact that the author is trying (emphasis: *trying*) not to appear racist. I think it’s clear he is.

It’s no better than calling someone Oriental in a hateful tone… the word itself may not carry a heavy connotation, but the context certainly does.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It sounds like someone’s been using their jump to conclusions mat.

Truth be told, I actually had a huge crush on Natalie Portman at age 16, and was convinced I was in love with her and that she would feel the same, since we’re both vegetarians and like Bjork (pretty rare, right?). I even wrote her a letter highlighting these incredible similarities, among others, which I gave to the stage manager of “The Diary of Anne Frank” when she was starring in it. But, and much to my disappointment, she never replied.

Anyway, if you’re here because of the Braff post, thanks for stopping by. If you liked that, I would recommend checking out the rest of the site, in particular my Tourgasm recaps, interviews with famous people, which features what I believe to be the most informative interviews ever about “Arrested Development” with Michael Cera and Alia Shawkat, a chat with Demetri Martin, politics with David Cross, sodomy with Stella, and my collection of found items.

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7 Comments »

Comment by QJ
2006-09-13 18:06:04

You dirty racist. How dare you make fun of Orientals.

 
Comment by steve
2006-09-13 20:52:50

my mom’s a racist, she beat the spic outta me..

 
Comment by nappy dugout
2006-09-13 21:18:26

who the fuck is this “stella” chick you sodomized? you misogynistic asshole! your lucky i dont go strait over their and kick you’re but!

 
Comment by rainmud
2006-09-14 03:52:27

I guess that’s the risk of putting your art out there - criticism. Personally, I’m glad Braff goes on with his work despite it. And that’s the risk of criticizing him in front of his fans; they/we will defend him.
Here’s to free speech!

 
Comment by Ian
2006-09-15 11:35:35

I found the past few days pretty funny. Keep up the good work.

 
Comment by Brie
2006-09-19 06:51:05

So Natalie Portman wouldn’t go out with your 16-year old self and now you hate jews? Hitler couldn’t make it as an artist and came to the same conclusion. What is it with you guys?

Speaking of both jews and nazis (or at least actors who have played them concurrently), how was Half Nelson? Everyone is saying its got “Gosling gets an Oscar” written all over it.

Comment by brianmpalmer
2006-09-19 12:39:30

Half Nelson was great. It could have fallen into all sorts of inspirational-teacher-helping-inner-city-student traps, but it wisely avoided all of them. And Gosling does deserve an Oscar nomination. But somehow I don’t think that’ll happen.

 
 
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