Fuzzy Sock Suckers
Have you ever wondered what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? Apparently the answer is that a crazed, obese, Vietnam vet will come to your house, shout in your face, and then, after procuring a crow bar, he will beat the shit out of your neighbor’s new car.
You know, this TV edit has been a running joke-slash urban legend between me and my friends for years, as only one of us claimed to have seen it. But now at long last it is proven true. Thank you, sir.