Celeb Count: 2
In the spirit of Gawker Stalker, I give you my recent sightings:

Jemaine Clement
172 Bedford Ave.
From the best show currently on television. Was shorter and older looking than on television, rocking a lot of grey hairs in his lengthy sideburns. Walked by him, we locked eyes, then both looked away. Am currently kicking myself for not telling him how much I like the show and doing my Murray impression (”Jemaine, come in”). Seemed very humble.

Todd Solondz
Washington Square Park
About 10:45 at night and the director of “Welcome to the Dollhouse” was walking around by himself, looking dazed. Was tempted to call him “weiner dog.” Seemed very weird.
okay. thank you for the warning. i will stay away from washington square park.
Damn, did todd have anaphalyxis when that photo was taken?