Dennis Quaid: The Many Faces of Constipation
Never in my wildest fantasies did I think it would be possible that out of the shadows a contender would emerge, ready to dethrone the reigning King of Constipation, Harrison Ford. For decades now the man has made a career of pursing his lips, furrowing his brow, and demanding that he be given something back (his family, his airplane, his crystal skull, etc.).
He wants for the bad men to return his property
And then along came Dennis Quaid in the shitfest that is “Vantage Point.” “Vantage Point” attempts to tell the story of a terrorist kidnapping in a Rashomon style ripoff, replete with rewinds, a vast array of underdeveloped characters, and Quaid grimacing his way through the film.
Quaid plays a shaky secret service agent, still recovering from a bullet wound and frazzled nerves.
The first closeup of DQ reveals he is in dire need of an outhouse
Still looking
Looking left
Looking right
Looking up and to the right
Still no end in sight
Damn it!
Chipmunk imitation! (it kills me that this wasn’t in focus)
Give me back my POTUS!
It’s ok DQ, I’m safe. William Hurt says you can take your exlax now
I think it’s working…
It’s definitely working
Hopefully tomorrow will bring a better bm
Fantastic! And I suppose I don’t need to remind you of this wonderful thing:
http://degrell.blogspot.com/2008/05/indy.html
I believe Entertainment Weekly had a similar thing for the many faces of Andrew Shue that was equally fantastic. I just spent some time trying to find this image and I’m glad I was successful.
Give me back my socks!
[…] Harrison Ford better keep one eye over his shoulder if he doesn't want to see his title of Hollywood's Most Constipated-Looking Leading Man slip through his fingers. Using a series of stills from Vantage Point, the Not-So-Exciting Life of Brian Palmer blog makes the compelling case that Dennis Quaid is really doing the most exciting work today in the realm of making-number-two-faces. [brianmpalmer.com] […]
[…] Harrison Ford better keep one eye over his shoulder if he doesn’t want to see his title of Hollywood’s Most Constipated-Looking Leading Man slip through his fingers. Using a series of stills from Vantage Point, the Not-So-Exciting Life of Brian Palmer blog makes the compelling case that Dennis Quaid is really doing the most exciting work today in the realm of making-number-two-faces. [brianmpalmer.com] […]
[…] Dennis Quaid Is The Face Of Constipation Posted by: Alex Blagg on Friday, July 18th, 2008 Our friend Brian Palmer took a gander at the film Vantage Point and had an incredible breakthrough: Dennis Quaid has dethroned Harrison Ford as the American King of Constipation. With every dramatic grimace and facial tension, Quaid displays a virtuoso-like understanding of the subtleties and nuances of not being able to take a crap. Examine all the visual evidence of this here. Topics: Celebrity Gossip, Dennis Quaid […]